Thor was awesome. and im not just saying that because I've been madly in love with natalie Portman since phantom menace.

it was indeed better than i expected.

Toast to that, brethren.

dear god almighty. what i would do if i were on set of that photo shoot.

enough to get arrested

I hope my red powder comes tomorrow!

Its past midnight, shouldn't my check have deposited already so I can eat?

Still has to clear through the bank.

Just thinking of how rad SB bash this weekend is gonna be. im a bit scared but mostly excited

One of the contractors at the job I'm working at saw me and my dad's cars parked next to eachother and asked us if we were in a drift team. I lol'd and then he tried to tell me about doing donuts in reverse because our cars are front wheel drive lololol

http://www.instructables.com/contest/bacon/

I want.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Wifi-WLAN-O...omotiveQ5fTools

^whaaat!! that's badass. i want one too.

fffffffff i really don't want to go to photo class tomorrow

I wish I had photo classes to not want to go to. How's that going for you? I saw a the pictures you took of your Z. They were pretty sweet.

it's way too long (8am-12pm) and my teacher is a crazy bitch. kinda fun to have an excuse to take random pics, but some assignments are just dumb. i'm clearly not going tomorrow since it's 3:30am haha

finals today, then summer break.

SB bash just around the corner has me excited. see you fuckers there! and for those who cant attend the biggest sb non car related party ill post up pictures and maybe some video of it.

Just got my nardi woodgrain wheel
looks so nice and feels goood
cant wait to mount it...

I hate this job I'm working at! Keeps fucking up my car. I got stuck today when I was trying to park had to have all my coworkers push me out while I was doing a burnout. Parking on sand can s my d.

Living up to the Tipsy Turtle name! Been drunk more than not. Fuck yeah.

PS: Natalie Portman is hotasfuck

Why not park a little farther away?

Wow junior hahaha best event message to date hahahahaha

"Junior Gama 3 DAYS LEFT OF BLUE BALSSS YOOOO!!!!
SWEET JESUS, NO, SWEET 8 POUNDS 9 OUNCES BABY JESUS,

YOU HEARD IT RIGHT!!

3 BALL BUSTIN BLUE BALLS DAYS UNTIL THE SLAMBURGLAR TRILOGY begins.

Put the date on the calendars, refrigerators, YOUR GRANDMAS HOUSE, YOUR MOMMAS HOUSE, YOUR BABIES MOMMAS HOUSE, YOUR BABIES MOMMAS MOMMAS HOUSE,

(SHITTTTTTT INSIDE YOUR FAVORITE PLAYBOY MAG SO WHEN YOU FINISH YOU KNOW ITS GOING TO BE BETTER AT THE SLAMBURGLAR BASH)!!!

FREAKIN PUT IT AS YOUR SCREENSAVER, SHARE IT ON YOUR FACEBOOK, TWITTER, AND YOUR FAVORITE PRON SITES...

PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR AND TELL THE GIRLS AT THE RHYINO THAT WE SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS TOOO!!!!

LIKE YOU HEARD We have DJ BYRDMN, aka Boost, AKA THE BOOSTER SEAT, aka VERY VERY VERY Dirty SanchezZYY, aka straight edge THE KIND YOU USE ON YOUR STEAK, aka the One And Only Guetto Of Cito!"COMING TO MTV SOON" on the 1's and 2's.

P.S WILL ONLY AIR FOR 2 EPISODES, SNOOKI TRIED EATING HIM AND PAULYS HAIR POOKED HIS EYE OUT!

GUEST DJ FROM THE BUETTY BAR LA.

Dont miss out on the

BIGGEST, LARGEST, VIAGRA ERECTED

most epic SLAMBURGLAR BASH of the yEAR!!!

LADYS GET YOUR TIGHTEST, WILDEST SPANDEX DRESS YOU CAN FIND AND MEN LOOK FRESH TO DEFFFF AND
LETS
FREAKING
GET
OUT O CONTROL
HAMMERRED
SHWASTED
FADDED
XRADED UNLESS ITS NASTY THEN PLEASE DONT!!
stimulated, And let the burglars show you how to get slammed!"


Haha shit birdman and I are still crackin up

Well shit... how's my Slamber Party s'posed to compete with that?

I wanna know who this Nicole Santos bitch is. She better be fine...

Ima add her on FB, I think she's dating jesse

Pics or death.

Mmmmmmm. Ok forgive her for spamming the fuck out'a me know.

fuck plan foiled

I don't give a FUCK who that girl is, shit pissed me off.

finally replaced my gf's clutch. had her hold my nuts.

shoulda put them on her forehead

she's holding a bolt in the pic though.

dohohoho

THIS IS WHATS ON MY MUTHA FUCKIN MIND

Italian Arithmetic



An Italian workman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he
passes a little math test.

"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers,
represent the number 9."





"Withouta numbers?" the Italian says, "Datsa easy." and he proceeds to draw
three trees.



"What's this?" the boss asks.

"Ave you gota no brain? Tree and tree and tree makes a nine," says the
Italian.



"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same
rules, but this time the number is 99."



The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he
has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree . "Ere you go."



The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to
represent 99?"



"Eacha of da trees is a dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and
dirty tree. Datsa a 99."



The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this
Italian, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but
represent the number 100."





The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again
and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One
hundred."



The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
represents a hundred!"

(You're going to love this one!!!)



The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree
and says,

"A little doga come along and shita by eacha tree. So now you gota dirty
tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data
makea one hundred. So, whenna I start?"

^I can't believe I just read all that.

you know you were lollering the whole time

don't lie.

http://www.cracked.com/funny-4573-hipster/

I am scared for today hahaha

You can't say that and then not tell what your scared about.

The party we are throwing tonight. That's what I'm scared of but mostly excited for it

i'm thinking about ordering another set of wheels just for driving around, hardparking, and tucking wheel. think some 19x10 -1 and 20x10.5 -8 sp1's would look good? or would they look enormous and goofy?

I thought that was the point of hard parking though??

that's the point of my penis

http://www.alpine-usa.com/product/view/ida-x305s

Currently on clearance at the Goleta BestBuy for $177.

I just picked one up for Tu's Datsun.

DO WANT!

woot just entered next months drift event, now i have to fix everything wrong with my car
first thing on the to do list is replace 2 of the fucked wheel studs
and patch up the strut towers gaping hole

Sex. #whylie