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deolio
wow last night was no bueno. 15 shots. got in my friend's brand new car, decided to do a pull of jack daniels as we were on the free way, and proceeded to vomit out the window at 80 mph. it fucking got all over the side and not all of it made it out the window. some ended up on the celing and all over the headrest and some in my ear... i got a text from my friend in the morning saying "i woke up with a chunk of vomit on the back of my neck". baddddd first time i've puked in over a year.
stan
twas my friends bday 2nite... got wasted @ sandbar. its "margarita monday's" nite. they have 1$ drinks if you text some bs that you find on their site & show it to the bouncer when you get a bracelet for 1& drinks and get in. drinks were pretty strong for a dollar. took junior's advice & got the vodka/cran's. needless to say i got wasted. then i found out about there dollar jello shots in a syringe.. there really strong for the price. not my best moment, but i made the 15 minute ride home on the 101 southbound, its been "sprinkling" out all night & the roads are slippery as fuck. if i was sober i'd be having a field day sliding.. but i was just trying to keep her straight. not a fun ride home :0
The Professor
Yikes! Drinking at my family's boat for the 4th was fun. Had Harry, Kevin, Robbie and Mimsy over. Saw Seth on his brother's boat. Good times.

Harry, I hope you make it home! Biking was probably not the greatest plan ever, but you'll definitely be sobered up by the time you get home, haha.

Flolly
God bless my SON! I need some food
Jacob
Not really drunk, tipy though.

Had a bit of a Party because of Netherlands winning a game again in the World Cup, didnt want to go further as i need to wake up early tomorow to work again lol.


deolio
fuck. how does chilling and playing skate 3 always end up as a party in my parent's guest house?
jesse
drink ddrunk thrad

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuuckk
Ivan the Terrible
Atta boy, Jesse
jesse
bro

NO IDEA \\\\
The Professor
Hi Jesse! BRO!

"\" is not a proper punctuation mark my son. Close enough, I suppose. Maybe you meant ///Mpower.
jesse
theyre drunk exclamation marks man

:|
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:|

hahaha
<3 happy birthday!
The Professor
I just made out with a bomb cougar. Celebrating my 21st is ridiculous.
jesse
either your pictures arent loading or you forgot something in your post
harry
QUOTE (The Professor @ Jul 24 2010, 11:09 PM) *
I just made out with a bomb cougar. Celebrating my 21st is ridiculous.

i r witness #1. will took a trip to awesometown.
Ivan the Terrible
Yea you're welcome! She was bomb hahaha will cotter had to be escorted out of the club hahaha he was soo fucked up hahha
The Professor
I think I might be drunk still. This is gross.
mk3f.t.w.
you know whats gross? oscars shoes thanks to will's puke. you big baby!
pjay
Pictures say a thousand words.

Cleaning up after a mates 21st on the weekend.
AdMan
Started off like:




Then was like:




Then ended up like:





zeroeclipse
hahah thats awesome reminds me of my friends 21st haha
kfed
Someone actually posted drunk pics... dope!

My head hurts! x_x
AdMan
Not only drunk pics, drunk progress pics. Needs to be a thread called "Pictures of you drunk."
deolio
drinking beer + moving + my dad's birthday = broken shit lol
zeroeclipse

ya dennys at 2:30 AM after dancing drunk for 3 hours awesome. haha
AdMan
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy guyyssssssssss, u lot need msn man. Gibve me urr msn smile.gif
deolio
tall cans of pbr, scratcher lotto tickets, and hookah
Ivan the Terrible
"If I can speak english I can drive home" -will cotter
Junior!
If I'm fucked up like will cotter. That means if I can speak English I'm sober

deolio
shit, i must have been really, really drunk until i was like 3 years old.
The Professor
I don't know what these guys are talking about. Junior drank at least a half a bottle of gray goose and was falling asleep in his chair.

Its the truth. If I can speak english, I can still drive. When I'm drunk start speaking a different language that I dont' even understand. Its a mix of gibberish and english, I walk around telling people how american I am. I'm not quite there yet. Maybe next time kiddos.
Jacob
QUOTE (The Professor @ Aug 21 2010, 10:23 AM) *
I don't know what these guys are talking about. Junior drank at least a half a bottle of gray goose and was falling asleep in his chair.

Its the truth. If I can speak english, I can still drive. When I'm drunk start speaking a different language that I dont' even understand. Its a mix of gibberish and english, I walk around telling people how american I am. I'm not quite there yet. Maybe next time kiddos.


Will, you are awesome.
The Professor
I'm impressed with my drunk post sent from my phone.
deolio
tonight will consist of: bands, beers, babes in bikinis, and burgarz.
josh.
fuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
jesse
i will be joining the club tonight
yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
etikoner
Patron mmmmm

Wish they had that shit while i was in israel.
pjay
Paint party last weekend. Fu Zen this weekend. Our House next after. Plenty drunk nights ahead
jesse
in4

oops forgot a humbs up

Captain
fiuuk im totally forgot what i was gonnna say
Ivan the Terrible
yea i got a girls number tonight. game itime! tomrorrow we are finishing stans car and juniors befor e them event.
The Professor
QUOTE (Ivan the Terrible @ Sep 19 2010, 12:10 AM) *
yea i got a girls number tonight. game itime! tomrorrow we are finishing stans car and juniors befor e them event.

Thanks.

I got a burn on my hand and ^that chick drew a bulls eye around it. It still burns. Ugh. Thanks gabby and friends.
deolio
soy boracho? estoy bien?

i suck at espanol

i win at drinking
deolio
just got back from a giant party. and now i remembered why i don't like giant parties. but i'm drunk and these people at my house are chill so bye
Chris.
Ok......so this is the first time i make it too the drink drunkkk thread... and im not gona write much....mostly cause i cant. im go knock out on the floor nowww...
my head is leaning as i type this but for some reason i have a smile on my face. so this is for uuuu guysss
no homo
kthnxbai.
etikoner
Ay quelindo.
been drinking some whiskey, shits good.
Chris.
Ay no mames maricon.
The Professor
Is it weird that I had 4 margaritas and one big ass shot of patron at dinner and I still feel fine?
Chris.
QUOTE (The Professor @ Sep 27 2010, 09:13 PM) *
Is it weird that I had 4 margaritas and one big ass shot of patron at dinner and I still feel fine?

Of course not.
deolio
QUOTE (The Professor @ Sep 27 2010, 09:13 PM) *
Is it weird that I had 4 margaritas and one big ass shot of patron at dinner and I still feel fine?


no, it just means you're irish.

i had 12 hours of class today. beer time.
3WZMN
HEY! fuck BEING LOEW!$!#!! FUCK!

im start to like Jack now.

anyway

Fuck you!
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