RUSKO TONIGHT! Safe to say, I will be goneburgerzzz as soon as I finish work.

Hoy shit roBbi juinior broke a 29 foof branxhic

I think I agree with that. . . Robbie got rooned pretty quick and junior did kill a huge branch off ivan's tree. bonfire is cool story. BRO.

Just make out with some random girl. WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK OF THAT? dummy.

For your health.

Last night was crazy!! I heard from my friend that she got some... Will!

one post in this thread and it qualified for a facebook update by will.
im disappoint

I'm disappoint too. I laff every time I post here. Drink Double "D" Drunk thread is funny business.

I was sooo fucked up i don't remember posting what I said or remember what happened. I do remember puking

i wanna party with you broz.

This girl william cupcaked has a wolf howling at the moon tattoo

man it sounds fucking rad to be 21.

fixed.

did you see it yet cotter?

No unfortunately not. I hear it's on her back. Perfect.

arnold palmer mixes great

ever tried Grey goose with Gatorade?

shits great!

and Yelawolf is dope!

hiiyese is awesne when yous durn k!!!


fuck me!

agreed, had it w/vodka one time & it was glorious

they need to stop putting twist off tops on beers. generally the beers they are on are "pussy beers", which it ironic because they're kinda hard to get off and when you try they hurt your hands. i'm drinking alaskan amber ale and the cap keeps tricking me. i always try to take the cap off, but then remember it hurts my pussy hand and then i go to the bottle opener and it doesn't want to come off because of the stupid fucking thread things. FUCK THIS SHIT. jack daniels caps feel great when i take them off.

yeah it is kind of annoying. i've just got so used to using the back end of lighters to open beers its kinda second nature. the good thing about the twisties...if you open em w/a lighter & do it right they make an awesome pop sound almost like your poppin a bottle of crystal. corona bottles are the loudest, but i hate that beer so it doesnt matter =P

twist offs do suck.
i grab a blue moon thinking its an ok everyday beer but the twist offs make me feel like less of a man. its ok though the 12 packs are like 10 bucks on sale sometimes.

for my everyday i switched to trumer pils, nice and light, very bubbly.

I really like peroni, stell or moretti for my everyday. In the past it was lagunitas ipa. Just enough to where I didn't feel like a bitch, but not enough to were I was on flavor overload.

I made it home! Haha next weekedn is nicks 21st!!! Gane on

awww yeah!

where the fuck is ivan!!??

im pretty sure im what he calls will cotter'ed rihgt abut noa kingda idk bro


yuhhhh

No, you still make sense.

When you don't remember what happened, you made out with a cougar and were escorted out of a club you'd be Will Cotter'd

Winning

paha!!!
damnnnnnnnnn itttttttttttt

paha!!!
damnnnnnnnnn itttttttttttt

^i like that you're drunk right now. FUCK mondays.

i'm dranking jack n coke. yesssss

But I type like a fucking champ when I'm drunk. Yeah I black out some times but I can still spell and have perfect grammar.

I've had 2 beers since I got home about 15 minutes ago. Cracking number three right now. Cool story.

What abouit the time you pulled your wallet out and you started to "text" I doubt you could then haha

That was different. I was on another planet.

your planet sounds nice

max planet is full of constant pissing, poop, and being way, way, way too full.

^ was way to rad.

im texting with my wallet, DEAL WITH IT.

How to prevent drunk tetxting.
1. Replace phone with wallet.
2. ???
3. Profit.

In my defense, my wallet and phone are the same size and were in the same pocket at the time.

i drank me drunk

my buddy just said, "it's been a good weekend." to which i said, "hahaha what? it's only tuesday,"

good times.

havn been here in a while and drunk searchin on the interweb i came back here to say waz up. captain and dr pepper yum.

Birdman and i got cocked blocked by the fat ugly friend....

Okay birdman just pulled the hottest cougar to date. Thanks to yours trully haha william and I are waiting at the car so I guess we might have to walk to his hous haha but its damn well worth it.

Truth. This shit was fantastic. I'm glad I was there to witness it even though I'm only slightly buzzed. This cougar was seriously top of the line. She has a 14 year old daughter for fucks sake!

Edward 40 hands didn't even get me drunk but then I had some good beer and now I am. cooooo

lol too drunk my bad

This man means business.

I had to crack a beer when I got home. Ivan and I went on a serious trek this evening. Walking up hills sucks. Im'a sleep now.

god i wish h ad some drank right about now...wait i do!!!! yes!!! DOWNTOWN BROWN SON!!!! but Sierra Nevada is my main biitch!!!!!

I finally made it here, legitimately hammmmmmmmmered.

Feels good, goodnight.

so a keg got left on our porch last weekend, so my roommate and i drank it tonight. won bropong all night long till the cops parked out front. good night.

cinco de drinko yo!

BEER IS GREST

tipsy

walking down the aisle with the hot bridesmaid tomorrow

SB bash was a sucsesss

summary of last night.






even though the cops showed up at the end, it was still a rad party. the keg was tapped out in 2 hours of people being there, then the cheapo beer started to dwindle.

iget 250 bout to cop a foruloko

allmyniggaswitmeucantcatchmeridinsolo