my gf just told me my legs have negative camber. they do. and i'm in love.

old broadssss hitin me up for cigssssss tonight wtffffff

im not drunk but one tall boy and ill be there. ima go get my friend kyleigh and we are gonna chug one!

bow legged ass trick

all i heard last night was stip club, stip club, and im to drunk to drive to the strip club.

franziskaner weissbier.. sooo smooth

^ yes, just make sure to hold the bottle upside down for a min so that all that unfiltered goodness gets unstuck from the bottom =)

i was stressed, but now i'm not.

Itrs liker 11 al I'm veghs anj ivn bern drunmlk sincrew 11pl. Frulkmn luyc vwgsd. Taqllll boysssssssssssss fro thw wimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Wsk u wrf here's playaasddd. Pece

yes.

Pictures talk more!

Drink climbing is not safe, I do not recommend to anyone.. LOLJK, climb stuff drunk, you'll be the man.

The other w/e


Last summer:

it is my current goal in life read:tonight to get to that point of alcohol/blood ratio

I don't get drunk. I get awesome.

drunk is awesome! bottoms up.

I can still typoe, need moarr!

there was just a frat party at my house. i drink their beer. they broke my house. they're having the pledges clean it, fixing it, and pay for it all tomorrow. cool..?

I am teh only one with teh pictures?

How we celebrate a 21st. Yaaaaaaardie! yaaay:



All drunkkk, one peaking balls. Spot the pinker? Easy.

happy drunksgiving!

WAY FUCKING DRUNK HAHA

once caps lock is hit its fucking on

13 hour, $120, and 2 free lapdances later...

so its 3am in texas right, ands about 2 hours ego i have menaged to get into muh pairens liqour cabnet

im lameee

Lit ayt the track!!!

Call me niggas!!!!!b 6378063 area code 805

Does he really have one one arm???

HAHAHAH Ivan.


Fuck 4Loko's btw. Shit made me fall off a cooler

so here wee are again
just got out the club fucking gridin on bitches all fucking night
got my shit wet a lil bit ya diggg

dout hate all i do is go up to bitches and be all like yuhhh i have a s13 and they already know whats up

ya boi dot play no game ya diqq!?!?!?!??!?!

damnnnnnnnnnnn

paha!!!

Young e wasted nukka!!! This is much funnier than your phone call.

I got chuck norrisd.


Fuuck

dude i van bro fool bro whetre the fucking shit fool we both have some fresh ass s13's bro like on ome freal shit fool like for real brobro loike for realllll


im sorry in hella intoxicated tight noe and its like fucking like for real fool like on some real shit bro for real like on some real shit



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for reealllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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NIGGAS IANT GOT SHIT ON US BRO MAN FOOL BRO YUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


i miht reget tyeping this but fuck it thug life


ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

:facepalm:

ayyyyyeeeeeeee
yuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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real shit jessie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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fucl em if theyh cant take a johe ~! I m all shitfaced and shjit on the moonihsne my boiyus geave me mafdds sojjt s you. I benn pposting up maf shit on my local borads those bnitched are a bunch of ricey ass punks. Mutha fukas dont know wtf theyre doing loike "how do i turb omyh car for under $500 ?/ Iwant like 600hp but im broak And i want thesee pimmpnig ass wheels thertat r like 18i's theyre XXRS yo shits are mad pimping even if they wieght 500000;bs stupif facjnig pricks they dont know shift. Fuckj ti im gonna dlam my shit and go scrape around everywher sdrunk and bounce off of shit when if snows o9ut

I exchanged white elephant gifts tonight and my friend's sister ended up giving me a bottle of shitty ass wine. I drank too much of it and now I fell like garbage.


SWEET BERRY WINE!

For your wiiiineee

ughh been drinking wine since 10 am switched to beer at 11pm and to scotch at 3am. Fucked up would be a complete understatement. Anyones morning > mine

happy new years fuckers
jello shots guinness and mudslides
sup perfect typing lol

Perfect typing is what the cool kids strive for.

Champagne excellence. Happy new year!

dissaronnon on the rocks with sprite. awesome shits went down

Disarom nom noming some rocks. SPRITE!

PS, your post count is my street number. Cool.

frank the tank frnak the tank frnak the trank frnak the tank rnak the thnk franmk the thank frnak thr thank!!!!!

i like it when i'm hammered but i can keep my composure and make fun of ugly drunk chicks. # 1 reason why my gf and i get along so well. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Girls shaving heads haha win

Just chillin, sipping on some tiger. I haven't had this stuff in years.

One of the causes of my passing out Thursday evening.

alright im drunk cool
i pressed caps lock but fuck that i fixed it

druuuuunkjkkkkkkkk as a mooofuckjaa r irsh f cabr ombs are some crasdt shit drink likke 50 beeeers dnouiti s in the park ing l ot thnose fuckers

nigga early?!!^^
i found a new thing, thanks to the wonderful event of running out of coca-cola.

root beer and rum is like candy.

I'm on the right coast, so 4 hours ahead of you damn californians. Lol I was shitted tho

im from texas! but i guess if you're an hour ahead of me you were pretty drunk at midnight. damn dog.

i was about to go to bed and my mom just came up and handed me a tall glass of a super strong jack and coke. one of those and i'm somehow drunk. so dumb.

Coors light did its work tonight@@