i needs moar drunkard....

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going to party at a sorority house, wish me luck boys.

downed a fifth of tequila before 5:30? pho sure.

I want a hamburger. Cold pizza will work I guess.

Fuck I needz liquor. 7 beers got me kinda buzzed. :/

So that means I can post in hereeeeee. Want some crown and coke though make me feel amase.

idk

yo

grundle

tryin to out drink my friend
not easy sense he has lots more years of practise lol

hangovers and left over lasagna is on the top of my to do list today....

soju got me good.

So last night I fell down the smallest set of 2 stairs ever, just because the bottom step had a tiny 2 inch lip on it........and still didnt spill my beer.

O and I blatantly locked my keys in my car. I knew I was doing it the moment I shut the door.
Thank god for my buddies s13 key that magically opened my car perfectly..... o.O

my gf made me drink a lot of jack daniels while i was playing fm4 with jon.

Fick so mcuhg ass allober the fujkcin club tonughht its nuts. Jons a fucking witnes since I took a creeper oic

it's angle's fault!

ANDREW

Angle.

^FUUUUUUUUU!

angel. angle. hella sick angle bro. SICK INITIATION!

SUP THRUSDAY NIGHT/FRIDAY MORNING.

white russians.

more

"i just wanna to sleep forever
never see tomorrow
lead or follow

i don't want to work for ever
know what i know
learn or follow"

fuuchk yo uall who doubrtd me. ima do it

"drunken sour patch kids" 2/3 mtn dew code red.. a but load of vodka and squeeze a whole lime in it.. then throw in the whole lime.. it makes ur face hurt

i have to do shit thursday so tonight is my party night. WOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuck im hungover.

2nd night in a row. haha. whiskey is tresatinf me goooooooooodddd lately.

For all the homies.
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2011/12...or-red-herring/

taco 12 pack at 3am ftw!

winesday!!!!! because 8am class is only manageable when i'm still a little drunk and can take a nap after class.

Drank random myster booze for $23 tonight. It's been sitting outside and froze in a glass. Downed it and it tasted terrible.

sup dawg

Max - Slamgurglars favorite drunk.

it's only been 4 days? what was i doing 4 days ago?

lindsey and i went to dave and busters tonight and the guy next to us was getting the manager of the bar to make her "secret drinks" so we had to get in on the action. had a couple awesome no-name super concoctions. then we played games. i got a 380 on skeet ball (9 balls), which is like the best i've ever gotten but i only got 6 tickets WTF. spent $20 in like 10 minutes. you HAVE to be drunk to play their games. shit is such a ripoff. BUT we had dinner (salad + sliders) plus 7-8 drinks for $53 which is pretty damn good!

Thank you Ivan, Zach and everyone else for the drunk dial.

love, Big curly and Brown bear !

my gf and i went to the lorax at 4:20 and drank vodka in the middle of all the parents and children. then went across the parking lot to applebees and drank more vodka and some beer. then we went back to the movie theater sufficiently drunk and saw project x. finally we headed home and picked up some vodka on the way. now we're drinking to shrek. it's been a good night!

You're welcome for the awkward face time suggestion haha. Hanging with the bros was a good time today.

Shit wasn't awkward, I was having fun.

that's what she said

little awkward yes, i had no clue what to do with the phone.

did have fun though. thanks guys!

This drink double d drunk thread started at nicks birthday party 2 years ago. I may or may not be drunk already. No comment. However I did style on fool at beer pong until this alcohol may or may not have hit me. Can I take a nap now?

I love hangovers.

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddd
eeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

lots of beeeer......... finally cleared out the fridge of all the random shiz that wa sin there...... feelin gude

TIPSY TURTLE!


yes.

beating up my liver tonight wooooooo

I am drankity drunk. Demmit. I sleep naoz. NOS.

DRANK NAWSSSSSSS

jellys.

feelin its pretty good right now best sunday ive ever had
burgers beer and b-pong for funsies wut els can u ask for

drinking made easy...prob the best/most informative drinking show evar! it has rules that make you drink, im having a good time w/my girl right nao

working on cars always seems to lead me to being drunk as of late. f u cars

good god today was shitty. drinking didn't help. lost my cool. didn't even know that was possible.

Should I have been there?