uggghhhhh.....being hungover & waking up in a tent is a bitch

hahaha hell no. it was so lame after you left. my friends were being all dramatic and shit and it pissed me
off. aaron was probably like "wtffffff is going on?" since he showed up like right in the middle of it hahaha

Lmao, damn, I should of stayed.

could have filmed it and sent it off to MTV to make a reality show out of it. jimmy was so hammered pissed himself in the truck on the way back to my house when mike picked him and bengie from Davis. then jimmy puked ON my toilet, got his pissy clothes on Lindsey's bed, broke a picture frame in the bathroom, and then spilled mustard and ketchup all over my sofa.

Jimmy gets the douchebag award. He deserved an ass whooping after all that bullshit he pulled at your house last night Max.

You guys actually went and picked Jimmy and Bengie up?! Fuuuuuuuck.

nah, mike went and picked them up

drunk & its only wednesday...im fucked. me and my liver are going to have a long cuddle sesh after this weekend is over

I got waaay fucked up last night for the first time since I lost my virginity. Vomiting that much fucking sucked. And I almost nailed an ugly girl. Thank god she didn't come over.

Round 2 is tonight if I don't gag from looking at vodka again first.

Me.

2012 so-cal homebrewers fest held every year @ lake casitas
this was just the C.A.R.P. homebrewers booth i helped pour @, there were 30 more booths to go to & all had to bring atleast 50gallons of homebrew....i was drunk all weekend, literally

tonight is free beer at my house fest! Drive over fast fools!

On my way!!

on monday?! i like your style.

drinking a couple 24's of sierra nevada while working on my cars

To Louis' house!

I need beer!

I need a beer right now. Sounds so good.

Beer is disgusting. I found that out tonight

What?! You're still young, grasshoppah.

The bartender ended up making me some random ass drink that smelled fruity. It fucked me up. That was way better than beer.

Anything sugary will give the worst hangover. Fuck fruity drinks and wine.

Still hangover free haha

I always buy a random case of some kind of strange beer when I go shopping, then sometimes left overs build up. So I call everyone I know and we clear out the fridge of all beer and liquor lol. Found some damn good beers out there too! Lost Coast's Tangerine Wheat is probably the best.

That ones Not bad. Never been a fan of sweet/fruity beers though.

Finally getting drunk! It's been too long since I've had nice beer on my lips.

Im not drunk enough, and im too lazy to go to the outside fridge (mexican) for a Tecate.

i needs a beer soon

Deolio aka Max, just confessed that he's a raging homosexual that loves wieners.

i texted angLE's sext buddy the truth about his love for wieners so he's a bit butthurt if yaddimean...

okay henny was my arch-nemesis tonight

don't know what that means, but

angel and i made some neuveaux sidewalk slammers since nowhere around here has sparks

This is Angel - Max has Ricky Martin on his iTunes.

Max and angel fell in love tonight

Lovers, not fighters.

angel is one hell of a power bottom.

especially while playing nhl 2k8 at 4am.

I don't get it.

your mom gets it. she gets it hard.

Not from you, you Ricky Martin ass mother shitter.

rum punch, beer, pickles and olives @ night = fucked up er'thing in the morning.....

Is it bad that i can drink beer faster than water now?

Drunk during the week!

need to drink but sumoneee isint gunna be her friday...mhmmmm max...

any time after tuesday next week and it's going down!

sculpin ipa from ballast point brewery in s.d. is bomb. i had 3 tonight to celebrate finishing my car & the kings winning game one of the stanley cup finals. i didnt know it was a 7.0, it was too tasty in my mind to have that much alchohol. drinkitydrunk times & watching kings hi-lights, life is good

I'm moving to Cali.
none of my friends in my home town binge drink.

I need more alcoholic friends since I'm not in school 3 months out of the year.

Formula D west palm beach budget
$30 ticket
$30 to bum a ride and sleep on the floor of a hotel room
Left over $20 is for alcohol and maaaaybe food.

I am excite.

move to sac. we're all alcoholics. ahhaha

down!



yea come kick it!!

Got denied beer at the gas station just now. Apparently my driver license pic doesn't look like me. It's my permit pic from 10 years ago.
Asshole sold me beer just last week. Fuck it time to shave so I can get my baby face back.

pickle shot @ hooters. 1/3 vodka 2/3 pickle juice. kinda a love it or hate it deal.