1:23am still drinking with my mom and sister before our 9am flight to Ohio. our plan is to wake up still drunk and drink mimosas in the morning as my dad drives us to the airport. ahhhhh family vacations.

this thread makes me really wanna hang out with you max, full sober homo

Theres something wrong in this picture...

swamp juice at skippers smokehouse last night, good shit when coupled with a grateful dead cover band and dancing, skipping and hoola hooping around with old hippies.

got tanked on sunday @ the brewhouse. their elephant seal double I.P.A is almost 9% alch & damn tasty.

Thats a good looking beer

^ it is, i <3 i.p.a.'s

pretty drunk now, lots of beer at beef o bradys, saw some waitress nips, booby fest.

my friend posted this & i thought it was funny as hell
http://www.collegehumor.com/article/678915...ur-drink-choice

soooooo hungover......

this is how my night ended after many beers, rum and peppermint schnaps.....

errybody loves my

nut bag

hop harvest party @ island brew..
lots of good beer will be made w/these hops.

I will have to say I am drunk. hmm living in a small town I think i shall walk home. shit on a shingle i need more beer,

i rik'a beer

beer rik'a me

I rik'a beer


good song right there

I wrote that song, but it is a good song

I'm in a
Larger ity but at lest as drunk!
Pbr and beep as shit vodka! Nnn
My bday yesterday! Yet I'm still drunkish
Rock
And roll
Clown cocaine!!!!!

Assclow n!!!!

brewed my first batch of beer yesterday on my friends system. its a really hoppy i.p.a. should come out good. this system is pretty spectacular

Just watched the iPhone 5 keynotes drunk and Apple needs to take my money nao.

let the night begin. I <3 buying random beers

Youngs double stout is nasty.

been drinking guava and vodka. first night in kauai. we're almost done with a handle already.

made a porno tonight for the start of the asb video. should i call it 326penis, allstar gash, risky dickhole, keep quiefing fun, penised by max, or jizzhouse?

I think our whole list needs to be posted.

I had a vision one time about how to start a video n I remember telling harry hahha it would start on a shot of our faces and then zoom out and thered be chicks suckin our dicks and then the SB logo would fade in hahha

in reality it'll probably start off with naked human tandemz turning into an orgy.

okay max now you have to do a pace lap around streets naked to start formula N for naked

That glorious moment where you stop tasting the hard liquor

Drinking in the dark is so depressing :c

dam be mizzssin my slam buddiesvin sac :/

calling all s.b. beer geeks, pliney the elder & blind pig from russian river brewery are at whole foods on hitchcock right now. 1 bottle per person. this is a rare beer to find in socal. so get it while you can. i'll be there right after work to grab a bottle of each. it WILL be gone by tomorrow. so race over there!

hey, i'm drunk. shut up stan

i would of been drunk if i could of gotten a hold of those RR beers, 8% alc goodness.

last night was fucking retarded. my gf and i went to her cousin's house and he was making me keep up with him the entire night. he's a cop btw. we played with his guns a little bit. sat outside for a while and smoked a couple cigars. played darts and put numerous holes in the walls of his house that he's trying to sell lol. then he started wrestling me. one of the times he attacked me i fell with my knee on his stomach and knocked the wind out of him. then he started puking and chasing with with soco/water so of corse i had to drink a glass too. then i don't remember anything. this morning my gf woke me up and told me that apparently i got up in the middle of the night, walked around the bed and started pissing on the floor and on her phone. i don't remember at all. fucking retarded.

I woke up reading this and lol'ing to myself, and because she's still using the phone.

^ thas classic!

Toilets.

There's an app for that.

That awkward moment when your mom tells you she can "see through your drink" and that college might be "stimulating a drinking problem". I think what she means is:

"You're winning at life and I'm fucking jealous"

Besides, the world is so much better with whiskey colored glasses.

lmao max you're fucking crazy

Im drunk. By myself. Drinking tequila. With coke.
Ugh.

Whats better than being drunk at 3pm?






































Nothing.

just drinkin in a hotel with 3 dudes
gettin goldstar buck

super buck. pre gaming befor SuperAm finals lol

sittin here drinkin listen to hank the 3rd rebel within album. got pics of the new 59 apache fleetside shop truck soon. time for another beer

monday parties are always the worst idea lol. drank for 12 hours straight which apparently turns angel into a luchador.

face of a rapist

God dammit.

make a gif! make a gif!

Pro tip: Drinking a full bottle of fireball gives you burning poops before you even feel drunk.

In other news, Someone help me grow my mustache back. Shaving was the worst mistake of my life. Hopefully I have my dad's "Tom-Selleck-growing-mustache" genes and i'll get it back in a few weeks. I don't like looking like a 12yr old, tired ass, desert person's, crack baby.

Oh hey, The Proff is still alive...

Nah, he dead.

Ain't drunk enougggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Corbin got bBaked's ballsack to his face last night. L-O-LLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!