So the title says it all.

out of Angelandbombs mouth "You know if you go down on a girl and blow in her vagina it can kill her."

Max (deolio) "Hold my Dick!!!"

angel- "you know what's weird? when one nipple is hard and one is soft."

Kfed-"they just went into the core of the epi-center!"

^lmfao

angel and i are driving back to sacramento from phoenix. we're delirious from all the drinking we did last night and the 12 hour drive. i said "zoos are are weird. who the fuck thought it was a good idea to put a bunch of random ass animals in one place?" and angel just said "Steve Zoo...... he's a good guy." lololol wat

Angel "what if you shit concrete"

Angel "I'll slap your mom's dick knee"

bro.

Rus - "edniten"

a friend of mine; "This train runs on 3G"

"where do wild cows get water from? ...like the ones that aren't on cow land..."-angel

"if i had no dick i wouldn't eat." -angel

such a DUMBSHIT

WTF else you call a free roaming cow?!

I dont remember saying the other thing.

fuck this is going to be 90% angels

Niggas just jealous of my knowledge and flow. Everyone else some basic bitches.

"i wish doritos got you drunk." -Rus

"they poop yogurt?" -Rus

lol rus would say some shit like that.

"is it true that warm water will give you diahreeah?" - angel

"is it illegal to drink while driving?" - angel

my buddy hendricks is the king of weird sayings.

-in there like swim wear
-smooth action jackson
-angle of my dangle
-look at them taters (titties)
-im over relationships, every now and then i just need a good "plug and play"
-that was burl, no?
-foochers
-i'd like to "power glide" her

when i remember more i'll post em

Corbin: What's that brain class again?

Me: Psychology??? hahahaha

Corbin:

bBaked acting like a 2 year old watching fireworks.
http://instagram.com/p/bXxr8bLHNY/

"yeah ill give her my dick in my mouth." -angel

When the fuck was this

a while ago. how joe's beer-soaked brain could remember that far back, i have no idea.

when you were hung over watching everyday italian at my house

"what if the sun sent rays of LSD?" -angel

"you don't ground poultry." -angel

"how do you think they make chicken nuggets you dumb fuck?!" -max

angel yesterday: "we should start a watermelon metal band."
me: "what the fuck is a 'watermelon metal band?'"
angel: "we'd wear like watermelon suits..."
me: "a watermelon suit?"
angel: "like those banana suits people wear..."
me: "you mean like a costume?"
angel: "no, a suit."
me: "that's called a costume..."

mother fucker still insists it's called a suit. but what the fuck anyway. still have no idea what a watermelon metal band is/means/why.

i dont have any friends sorry

"transvestient" -angel

Death metal watermelon band for the millionth fucking time! FUCK!

after seeing a SlamBurglars sticker layin' around the kitchen..

"SlamBurglars? What is that a car alarm?" -my pops

your dad is your friend

Joe - What if ballsacks had ariolas.

Max- You could just milk your balls with jizz




Max getting a connector for the trailer turn signals. "three vaginas and one dick connector"

I have to say, the more I read this thread, the more I like you Angel lol.


"I don't care if you're Barbara Fucking Walters, I'm always right!" -Mike

"So what, some dudes are born with vaginas...." -Mike

Im not that cool, these assholes are just out to ruin my reputation of being an intelligent, classy guy.

Spoiler alert.

-.- how dare you.

Hehe i would post more but i dont remember them..... too much booze and air cooled smoke lately

haha I feel you there. Sometimes as soon as it comes out Im like dang, I really just said that.

pretty sure that's how angel feels every day... except he says a lot of this dumb shit when we're not even drinking, so there's no excuse lol

Mike doesn't drink lol. All of his quotes are sober arguments and usually followed by throwing shit lol! <3 U mike

well shit, they might be a couple peas in a pod.

"if i had enough money i'd want to be a deja vu scientist." -angel

"you know what little powdered doughnuts look like... ghost buttholes." -rus

"fuck denny's, i look delicious." -angel

"how are you going to play the aids card when i had such a good pair?" -lindsey (while playing cards against humanity)

"what if your belly button was big enough to eat cereal out of? ...fuck i want some corn flakes" -angel

while watching tsuchiya on hot version:

"that's one dick i'd suck... not in a gay way." -angel

After reading this, I want to become friends with Angel.

Rus - .50 cents a day for a child commercial
Black baby-"is that 2 chainz?"


Joe - "Bitch have you tested yo'self? You probably tested positive fo' retarded, bitch."

Max - you'll take a rubber bullet for a manican.

me - Would you ever suck a lactating woman's titty?

Joe - Oh fuck yeah. You know I'm havin some cereal

"are sting rays legal in california... not as a pet.. just like in your pool..." -rus

i just wanna ball