1) Your frame rails scrape on speed bumps
2) You teeter totter on those community speed bumps in neighbourhoods
3) 3 wheel into your driveway
4) You can't go over train tracks
5) You punched an oil pan on a manhole
6) Potholes make you bottom out

Continue the list

too low? does not compute.

rule #12a and 12b

http://slamburglars.blogspot.com/2009/02/s...s-handbook.html

all of this applys to me. i thought it ment i was in awesome town.

you hit road markers when changing lanes.
you have to drive off centre on any road to prevent scraping.
you break CV joints due to the retarded angle they are pointing.

You know you're too low when your brain explodes. Until then, there is no such thing as too low.

quoted for truth, i thought it was a 'you know you're low when' thread lol. Should really read stuff slower.

-you always get somebody else to drive.
-an added ~200lbs. makes your car un-drivable..

By too low I meant to a normal person's perspective. But yes there is no such thing as too low.

when you get blinded by other cars low beams
when you throw sparks changing lanes
when you see rocks fly up past your head lights at night cause your lip is catching and throwing them
when you drive extra slow by cops hoping they don't give you a to low ticket
when you go out of your way to get places cause you know there is a bad dip or bump
when you think about rerunning your fuel lines and break lines
when you switch your full size spare for a space saver cause you know the full size wont fit.
when you grind down the pad on your scissor jack clear the pinch weld so you can jack the car up a enough to get your low pro jack under there
when you ditch sway bars cause they are just binding and keeping your car jacked up.
when your drop in HIDs dont blind other drives because the headlight height offsets the scatter
these are all just personal experiences.

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When you hear a loud bang under your car, check in your rear view and hope you're not leaving a trail of oil.lol

There is no such thing as too low.

Courtesy flushin', slow speed bump fuckin'

when pancaked squirrels get dragged under your car until you take out a lane dot

you have dead animal and furr stuck to your tranny bracket

when you scrape through your floor boards and your pee pee drags on the ground.

you know your almost low enough when your at a stop light, and look over, and the person in the car next to you cant stop punching themselves in the face

^ fkn lulz
and i feel that i fit mosttt of these lol, cant say i take out lane markers though but then again, you guys havent seen the roads arround my area LOL

wah. big baby^

lol if only you could see..

...your car is under your wheels.

-Driving on the freeway at sunset/sunrise so you can barely see the road is absolutely terrifying because you can't look for potholes/ruts/dips...you're driving blind and just waiting for that loud BAM as you bottom out.

-When friends invite you out to a bar/restaurant you have to go on Google Streetview to see there is a place where you can actually park.

-Not going to gas stations based on price but by the fact if you can actually make it into the gas station.

-Having friends mention "I drove right by you and waved the other day...why did you ignore me?" It's not that I ignored you, it was the fact I'm usually oblivious to oncoming motorist because I'm trying to pay attention to the dips/bumps in the road.


-Seeing that huge dip/pothole/bump in the road and knowing you can't avoid it/will be painful...then doing that instinctive cringe anticipating the noise (I actually slightly raise ass out of my seat for some reason...I don't even realize I'm doing it).

-Knowing that on the three battles they have had, the ground always wins out against your exhaust... Either leaving it in pieces or With a big ass hole in it.

-Not being able to work on your car on a hoist because it takes you a half hour to even attempt to get it on it.

- Oil changes must be done by using a curb as a prop... Because a jack won't get under your car.

- Having no aero and still scraping.

- Not taking your car downtown but rather parking it at an uptown subway station and training
it down.

- 3 wheeling isn't just possible you do it on a daily basis... Sometimes getting stuck and going nowhere even with a VLSD.

you can only put so much petrol/gas in your tank at one time (due to the extra weight)

Hahahaha

haha i did that when i had an open diff

when you go over a speed bump-get stuck and have to mosh to get the car off.

when you have to put a lank of wood outside the house to get on the kerb to then get on the drive.

when your going over a speed bump an your seat moves under you.

some of the quotes in the are just pure geneius, i have been crying in laughter haha

Lol im not the only one.

when you hear a loud thud, pay it no mind.. get home 30min later. go to bed.. and backing out of your driveway the next morning hear a crunch, then see the dead body of squirl with a hole in his head cuz the oil pan bolt stuck into it oooozzz out from under your lip lol!

when your hoe says no.



bam! /thread. i win.

LOL, that is horrible. I love squirrellys!

that's when you tell her to gtfo and leave her someplace far away from home

^^ yes

and you get all your money back plus the money of the previous johns, just like in grand theft auto!

i tried to avoid a dead squirrel this morning...well i hit it and dragged it down the road

one time i picked up some taco bell for dinner(note i hadnt eaten all day), was heading home, ended up hitting a dead cat...no big deal right? well i kept driving, drove past McDonalds and smelt something disgusting cooking..at first i thought to myself "damn ill never eat at mcdonalds again" and as i drove a little longer the smell was still around....and i figured out it was some cat guts cooking on my exhaust! yum lol i almost didnt wanna eat after i first smelt the cat guts cooking..

gnarly...lol luckily when i hit a bump it went under the frame and i heard a thud, then i saw it roll from behind me. i was on my way to get breakfast too, would have ruined my morning if i would have cooked it

when you have to raise your car to get a alignment because the car wont make it up the hoist, get the car back home lower it again thus putting alignment out

i've been driving without an alignment for months now. oh well its a vw

my front left toe in and with the cmber it destroys the inner part of the tyre

When you have to empty your pockets before you get in the car so you don't bottom out

when your mechanic flat out refuses to work on your car because he see's it being so low as a "liability"

that was today fyi.

^why do you have a mechanic.

when you can throw sparks just by accelerating too hard

you know your too low when dodging pot holes becomes second nature

^ its muscle memory. really funny when you drive normal cars & still catch yourself slowing for dips, dodging potholes, and entering driveways sideways unnecessarily

^^i know haha i catch myself doing it my gfs stock civic she always gives me a funny look when i crawl over speedbumps

Hahahaha I do this all the fucking time when I drive normal cars. It makes me feel like a rihtard.

took me 2-3 weeks to stop it when i couldn't drive my car. then it took me 2 weeks to get used to it when i started driving it again. it's funny.

...when you clench your butthole at construction zones.


...when your girl says "its ok babe, I'LL drive."