As title states how have you gotten a one night stand or shit mates out of your place?

theres a thread on n s .com with some funny as hell

i try and go to there place both mates or one night stands becuase i have the option of leaving when ever i want

once had a girl over mine and i told her befor she came that i got a early start and have a busy day, after a night of the no pants dance i woke her up at 8 took her to the train station went back home sleept for another hour and abit then went to a track day

wat.

how do you get a girl out of your house after a one night stand

by throwing my own feces at them.

fuck her in the ass when she is too drunk to care and hopefully it will shame her enough the next morning she will leave because she can't poop right. if not pound another one out then MAKE her leave by the good ol' fashioned dirty sanchez. nuthin like a chick screaming bloody murder down the street with a poo stache running for dear life completely naked. if none of this works you have some issues on your hands that I dont even want to talk about.



guns work right??

fart in your sleep. whether you want them to leave or not you'll wake up alone.

I didn't know you're suppose to get rid of them. I thought I was suppose to store them in my closet for further use.