how to get them out, one nighters or shit mates |
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how to get them out, one nighters or shit mates |
 Sep 17 2012, 06:10 PM
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 smashing boxes since 07  Group: Members Posts: 210 Joined: 23-September 10 From: Melb,Australia Member No.: 639  |
As title states how have you gotten a one night stand or shit mates out of your place?
theres a thread on n s .com with some funny as hell i try and go to there place both mates or one night stands becuase i have the option of leaving when ever i want once had a girl over mine and i told her befor she came that i got a early start and have a busy day, after a night of the no pants dance i woke her up at 8 took her to the train station went back home sleept for another hour and abit then went to a track day --------------------  |
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Sep 17 2012, 07:07 PM
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 Advanced Member Group: Sponsors Posts: 2,044 Joined: 26-February 11 Member No.: 844 |
wat.
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Sep 17 2012, 07:21 PM
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 ☆楽しい4EVER★ Group: Members Posts: 3,576 Joined: 4-March 10 From: Las Vegas Member No.: 351 |
QUOTE (AngelsAndBombs @ Sep 17 2012, 12:07 PM)  wat. |
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Sep 18 2012, 12:47 PM
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smashing boxes since 07 Group: Members Posts: 210 Joined: 23-September 10 From: Melb,Australia Member No.: 639 |
how do you get a girl out of your house after a one night stand
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Sep 18 2012, 02:50 PM
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 butts Group: Administrators Posts: 2,323 Joined: 24-January 11 From: Pasco FL. Member No.: 821 |
by throwing my own feces at them.
-------------------- I've f*cked up nicer sh*t than that...
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Sep 19 2012, 01:49 AM
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fuck her in the ass when she is too drunk to care and hopefully it will shame her enough the next morning she will leave because she can't poop right. if not pound another one out then MAKE her leave by the good ol' fashioned dirty sanchez. nuthin like a chick screaming bloody murder down the street with a poo stache running for dear life completely naked. if none of this works you have some issues on your hands that I dont even want to talk about.
guns work right?? -------------------- One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass." |
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Sep 19 2012, 07:53 AM
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 MOTORSPORTS Group: Administrators Posts: 4,963 Joined: 19-November 09 From: sacramento, ca Member No.: 118 |
fart in your sleep. whether you want them to leave or not you'll wake up alone.
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Sep 19 2012, 04:32 PM
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 Advanced Member Group: Sponsors Posts: 241 Joined: 26-December 11 From: Sacramento Member No.: 1,240 |
I didn't know you're suppose to get rid of them. I thought I was suppose to store them in my closet for further use.
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