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jay_yaj
post Jul 17 2013, 04:07 AM
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you know your too low when people driving by in the same car as you, dont wave back because they cant tell what the hell youve done to yours


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mk3codie
post Aug 21 2013, 02:31 PM
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a full tank of gas never happens


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post Sep 2 2013, 09:04 PM
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Rapists love you because you have such a tight butthole from always clenching.


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post Sep 8 2013, 09:34 PM
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QUOTE (AngelsAndBombs @ Nov 5 2012, 11:11 PM) *
You just suck at driving. Go drink half a smirnoff.



QUOTE (stan @ Nov 6 2012, 11:49 AM) *
or half of someone else's beer


These are old but re-quoting for the LOLZ.


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post Sep 23 2013, 06:43 PM
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When you're picking a girl up for a first date and make this face sad.gif when you recognize her neighborhood as the shortcut you never took to work because of the road conditions..
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post Nov 6 2013, 12:16 AM
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No joke, about a year ago I went on a date with this chick and went over a speed bump. I guess I pulled my rear bumper off and didn't realize it until the freeway. Pulled over, zip tied it and told her everything was going to be ok.

First and last date with her.


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post Nov 6 2013, 03:43 AM
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She wasn't about that life, I dont think many women are like that though. It's an acquired taste, like honey mustard.


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jay_yaj
post Nov 18 2013, 02:25 PM
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went to a girls neighborhood filled with speed bumps . as i started going over one she asks if she needs to get out


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Louis
post Nov 18 2013, 07:39 PM
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Lowz before Hoes. I feel like that should be in the handbook lol.


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post Nov 18 2013, 08:27 PM
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QUOTE (Louis @ Nov 18 2013, 11:39 AM) *
Lowz before Hoes.

lol this made me chuckle
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post Jan 2 2014, 05:20 PM
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You know you're low when your co-workers hear you coming but can't see you yet


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post Jan 3 2014, 12:03 AM
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QUOTE (ascovel @ May 30 2012, 04:30 PM) *
When you have to pull out all your airbags to avoid them from exploding from too much frame banging.

I don't wanna get Fabel'd and this is actually a fear of mine... Should I ditch my airbags? I'm paranoid and it will help me sleep at night even if there's no chance of them blowing at my height... I've been meaning to ask this though... I figure "better safe than sorry" or "better off being mangled in a gnarly wreck than risking blowing your airbags" haha

I'm sure everyone knows who Fabel (the miata) is, but here's a pic anyway...


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post Jan 3 2014, 12:11 AM
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you don't need to remove the actual air-bag. You should be able to pull a fuse or even disconnect one of the harness connections.
This will "throw a code" for the air-bag system (air-bag light should come on) and the air-bags won't go off.

someone correct me if i'm wrong

edit: whether you ought to disable your air-bag system or not is a question for you to answer.


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bobbawon
post Jan 3 2014, 12:20 AM
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I definitely want to. I was just curious if I was being reasonable and also seeing what others were doing. If I did do it, I'd pick up some air bag defeats from Ken so the light doesn't show and I'd remove the bag from the pass dash and I plan on getting a new wheel anyway.

edit: I've been planning on doing it regardless. Just wanted some input before I did. I get anxious over these things and would rather not have to worry about the bombs in my dashboard going off while I'm cruising.

edit 2: I just really hate my dash being lit up. Well, I hate all interior lighting, including radios haha.


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post Jan 3 2014, 12:46 AM
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Just get a new steering and a fuse. Also I like dash lighting, especially Audi interiors because their all red


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post Jan 3 2014, 03:41 AM
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QUOTE (bobbawon @ Jan 2 2014, 04:03 PM) *
I don't wanna get Fabel'd and this is actually a fear of mine...


hahaha pretty sure you aren't low enough to have that fear


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post Jan 3 2014, 05:39 AM
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I know haha. But I still have a fear of it. I was trying to make it apparent that it was somewhat of an irrational fear, but I still want to disable them. I don't know. I'm weird and I can trip over little things like this.

Fabel went pretty far before the bags blew too. So it's not something that just happens I'm sure. I would just feel more comfortable without them.


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Louis
post Jan 3 2014, 07:10 AM
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When I had my nardi I wired in a resistor in the air bag circuit and that kept the light off. I think its was 3 or 5 ohm. Its on CR somewhere.....


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post Jan 8 2014, 09:09 AM
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When you get stuck at the only exit for the parking garage and Formula Drift just let out so everyone is trying to leave. Including the angry soccer mom.





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mk3codie
post Jan 9 2014, 02:41 AM
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*drive up on board, checks
*drives up on two boards, checks
*drives up on dangerous amount of boards, checks
*takes bumper off, removes fenders, drives onto a forest worth of boards..
*contemplates suicide
*contemplates cutting pit into garage floor.
*decides car work isn't happening today
*drinks beer


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