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Michael
post Jul 15 2012, 07:56 PM
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When you are paranoid about whether cops can see any sparks as the lip of your rim hits your fenders constantly on the freeway....


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post Jul 16 2012, 06:18 PM
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QUOTE (deolio @ Jul 14 2012, 12:54 PM) *
lol i know exactly what you're talking about. took 5 months to find a new place because so many damn apartments and developments have damn speed bumps. i live in a suburban housing area now and there is only one route to my house that doesn't have speed bumps haha good enough!

It didn't take me that long. The one we liked the most actually doesn't have any at all. It was literally like a dream come true. Speaking of this I just got an email about 30 minutes ago saying I got approved. Fuck yeah!


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post Jul 30 2012, 05:57 AM
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You're too low...

when you retire from the game 34283948394 times after spending 23423423 on parts/tires....but still, wont raise your car.


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post Jul 30 2012, 07:43 AM
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When someone records a video of you at the track and you can hear your car scraping/rubbing, and you can hear people talking about it in the video LOL


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post Aug 3 2012, 11:10 PM
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Road reflectors become your new speedbumps - or landmines when you don't see `em.


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post Aug 5 2012, 02:14 AM
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When you feel like throwing up while driving after a long night of getting hammered because the freeway is so damn bouncy.


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Michael
post Aug 24 2012, 10:56 PM
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When you go to pick up a girl from her house then you see the street. And turn around and go home.


and never call her back. lolol


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post Aug 26 2012, 08:53 AM
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When you get stuck at a gas station and ask strangers to sit in your trunk...



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post Aug 27 2012, 06:00 PM
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QUOTE (2low2go @ Aug 26 2012, 01:53 AM) *
When you get stuck at a gas station and ask strangers to sit in your trunk...




^The best feeling in the world. #opendiffproblems


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post Sep 3 2012, 01:55 AM
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When your butt hole automatically clenches every time you change lanes.


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Michael
post Sep 12 2012, 10:26 PM
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when you are driving on the freeway and someone asks you why your tires are "like that" LOLOL


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post Sep 13 2012, 04:50 PM
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when the tech inspectors at SCCA events ask you to raise your car or not bring it back because of constant tire rub/smoke


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go out in the middle of the night with a pic axe, large sledge hammer and a chisel and rip that shit up

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post Sep 13 2012, 05:52 PM
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When you get stuck somewhere and a hick gets eye level with your fitment and asks how fucked your suspension is, assuming your springs just imploded


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post Oct 10 2012, 02:48 PM
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when your scared shitless of driving around because everyone else around you is driving a 3/4 ton pickup and at any moment could drive right the fudge over your low ass. and most farmers are drunken bafoons that drink alllllllllllllllll stink'n day. (not all but most)


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post Nov 6 2012, 02:12 AM
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When you dread going to school because of "The gauntlet" A harrowing series of 3 large protrusions of concrete in the middle of the roadway. Also known as speedbumps. Why they are there is beyond my comprehension, but all I know is that a lot of morning commuters are really really mad at me everyday. LOL


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post Nov 6 2012, 02:30 AM
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^You actually sound human, interesting
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post Nov 6 2012, 03:13 AM
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^You are such a dick, lol

to add:

when you stall your car in front of your friends trying to get out of the side of your driveway you don't normally go out of and you're at a really weird angle and everything binds up and the car won't move :|


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post Nov 6 2012, 06:11 AM
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You just suck at driving. Go drink half a smirnoff.


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post Nov 6 2012, 06:49 PM
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or half of someone else's beer
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post Nov 6 2012, 11:45 PM
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hahahahahaaha

i watched the stall
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