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drift kid
post Jul 28 2010, 07:13 AM
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lower, louder, wider.
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lol tongue.gif if only you could see..


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Jacob
post Aug 1 2010, 01:17 PM
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...your car is under your wheels.


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Regulatori
post Aug 1 2010, 08:30 PM
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-Driving on the freeway at sunset/sunrise so you can barely see the road is absolutely terrifying because you can't look for potholes/ruts/dips...you're driving blind and just waiting for that loud BAM as you bottom out.

-When friends invite you out to a bar/restaurant you have to go on Google Streetview to see there is a place where you can actually park.

-Not going to gas stations based on price but by the fact if you can actually make it into the gas station.

-Having friends mention "I drove right by you and waved the other day...why did you ignore me?" It's not that I ignored you, it was the fact I'm usually oblivious to oncoming motorist because I'm trying to pay attention to the dips/bumps in the road.


-Seeing that huge dip/pothole/bump in the road and knowing you can't avoid it/will be painful...then doing that instinctive cringe anticipating the noise (I actually slightly raise ass out of my seat for some reason...I don't even realize I'm doing it).
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Stiky
post Aug 3 2010, 11:17 AM
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-Knowing that on the three battles they have had, the ground always wins out against your exhaust... Either leaving it in pieces or With a big ass hole in it.

-Not being able to work on your car on a hoist because it takes you a half hour to even attempt to get it on it.

- Oil changes must be done by using a curb as a prop... Because a jack won't get under your car.

- Having no aero and still scraping.

- Not taking your car downtown but rather parking it at an uptown subway station and training
it down.

- 3 wheeling isn't just possible you do it on a daily basis... Sometimes getting stuck and going nowhere even with a VLSD.
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MintyFresh..
post Aug 7 2010, 11:07 AM
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you can only put so much petrol/gas in your tank at one time (due to the extra weight)
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Aphrodizeac
post Aug 7 2010, 01:07 PM
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QUOTE (MintyFresh.. @ Aug 7 2010, 04:07 AM) *
you can only put so much petrol/gas in your tank at one time (due to the extra weight)


blink.gif Hahahaha


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harry
post Aug 7 2010, 04:29 PM
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BAKE EM UP!!
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QUOTE (Stiky @ Aug 3 2010, 04:17 AM) *
- 3 wheeling isn't just possible you do it on a daily basis... Sometimes getting stuck and going nowhere even with a VLSD.

haha i did that when i had an open diff


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post Oct 26 2010, 01:22 AM
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when you go over a speed bump-get stuck and have to mosh to get the car off.

when you have to put a lank of wood outside the house to get on the kerb to then get on the drive.

when your going over a speed bump an your seat moves under you.

some of the quotes in the are just pure geneius, i have been crying in laughter haha
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post Nov 2 2010, 07:12 PM
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QUOTE (Regulatori @ Aug 1 2010, 09:30 PM) *
-Seeing that huge dip/pothole/bump in the road and knowing you can't avoid it/will be painful...then doing that instinctive cringe anticipating the noise (I actually slightly raise ass out of my seat for some reason...I don't even realize I'm doing it).


Lol im not the only one.
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pimpinx7
post Nov 3 2010, 01:27 AM
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when you hear a loud thud, pay it no mind.. get home 30min later. go to bed.. and backing out of your driveway the next morning hear a crunch, then see the dead body of squirl with a hole in his head cuz the oil pan bolt stuck into it oooozzz out from under your lip lol!
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post Nov 16 2010, 02:04 AM
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when your hoe says no.



bam! /thread. i win.


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post Nov 16 2010, 04:41 AM
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QUOTE (pimpinx7 @ Nov 2 2010, 05:27 PM) *
when you hear a loud thud, pay it no mind.. get home 30min later. go to bed.. and backing out of your driveway the next morning hear a crunch, then see the dead body of squirl with a hole in his head cuz the oil pan bolt stuck into it oooozzz out from under your lip lol!


LOL, that is horrible. I love squirrellys!


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post Nov 16 2010, 05:34 AM
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QUOTE (deerock @ Nov 15 2010, 06:04 PM) *
when your hoe says no.



bam! /thread. i win.


that's when you tell her to gtfo and leave her someplace far away from home


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post Nov 16 2010, 07:22 AM
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^^ yes


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post Nov 16 2010, 08:39 AM
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QUOTE (PurePontiacKid @ Nov 15 2010, 09:34 PM) *
that's when you tell her to gtfo and leave her someplace far away from home


and you get all your money back plus the money of the previous johns, just like in grand theft auto!


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post Nov 16 2010, 05:49 PM
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i tried to avoid a dead squirrel this morning...well i hit it and dragged it down the road
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post Nov 17 2010, 05:46 AM
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one time i picked up some taco bell for dinner(note i hadnt eaten all day), was heading home, ended up hitting a dead cat...no big deal right? well i kept driving, drove past McDonalds and smelt something disgusting cooking..at first i thought to myself "damn ill never eat at mcdonalds again" and as i drove a little longer the smell was still around....and i figured out it was some cat guts cooking on my exhaust! yum lol i almost didnt wanna eat after i first smelt the cat guts cooking..


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post Nov 17 2010, 11:24 AM
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gnarly...lol luckily when i hit a bump it went under the frame and i heard a thud, then i saw it roll from behind me. i was on my way to get breakfast too, would have ruined my morning if i would have cooked it
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post Nov 17 2010, 11:34 AM
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when you have to raise your car to get a alignment because the car wont make it up the hoist, get the car back home lower it again thus putting alignment out


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post Nov 17 2010, 02:28 PM
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QUOTE (Steven_Onevia @ Nov 17 2010, 07:34 AM) *
when you have to raise your car to get a alignment because the car wont make it up the hoist, get the car back home lower it again thus putting alignment out


i've been driving without an alignment for months now. oh well its a vw rolleyes.gif
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