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Stiky
post Feb 25 2010, 04:35 AM
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1) Your frame rails scrape on speed bumps
2) You teeter totter on those community speed bumps in neighbourhoods
3) 3 wheel into your driveway
4) You can't go over train tracks
5) You punched an oil pan on a manhole
6) Potholes make you bottom out

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harry
post Feb 25 2010, 05:18 AM
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too low? does not compute.


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post Feb 25 2010, 06:27 AM
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rule #12a and 12b

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post Feb 25 2010, 07:52 AM
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all of this applys to me. i thought it ment i was in awesome town.


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olipirate
post Feb 25 2010, 06:31 PM
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you hit road markers when changing lanes.
you have to drive off centre on any road to prevent scraping.
you break CV joints due to the retarded angle they are pointing.
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The Professor
post Feb 25 2010, 07:39 PM
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You know you're too low when your brain explodes. Until then, there is no such thing as too low.


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olipirate
post Feb 25 2010, 09:23 PM
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QUOTE (The Professor @ Feb 25 2010, 07:39 PM) *
You know you're too low when your brain explodes. Until then, there is no such thing as too low.


quoted for truth, i thought it was a 'you know you're low when' thread lol. Should really read stuff slower.


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kdfwgen
post Feb 26 2010, 02:45 AM
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-you always get somebody else to drive.
-an added ~200lbs. makes your car un-drivable..


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Stiky
post Feb 26 2010, 05:41 AM
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laugh.gif By too low I meant to a normal person's perspective. But yes there is no such thing as too low.
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post Apr 25 2010, 10:00 AM
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when you get blinded by other cars low beams
when you throw sparks changing lanes
when you see rocks fly up past your head lights at night cause your lip is catching and throwing them
when you drive extra slow by cops hoping they don't give you a to low ticket
when you go out of your way to get places cause you know there is a bad dip or bump
when you think about rerunning your fuel lines and break lines
when you switch your full size spare for a space saver cause you know the full size wont fit.
when you grind down the pad on your scissor jack clear the pinch weld so you can jack the car up a enough to get your low pro jack under there
when you ditch sway bars cause they are just binding and keeping your car jacked up.
when your drop in HIDs dont blind other drives because the headlight height offsets the scatter
these are all just personal experiences.
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post Apr 25 2010, 11:59 AM
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QUOTE (durty harry @ Feb 25 2010, 06:18 AM) *
too low? does not compute.
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post Apr 27 2010, 06:55 PM
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When you hear a loud bang under your car, check in your rear view and hope you're not leaving a trail of oil.lol


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post Jul 27 2010, 02:51 PM
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QUOTE (SkinnyRoadster @ Apr 25 2010, 12:59 PM) *
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There is no such thing as too low.


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Aphrodizeac
post Jul 27 2010, 03:25 PM
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Courtesy flushin', slow speed bump fuckin' cool.gif


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post Jul 27 2010, 05:21 PM
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when pancaked squirrels get dragged under your car until you take out a lane dot


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post Jul 27 2010, 06:09 PM
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you have dead animal and furr stuck to your tranny bracket
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post Jul 28 2010, 06:07 AM
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when you scrape through your floor boards and your pee pee drags on the ground.


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post Jul 28 2010, 06:47 AM
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you know your almost low enough when your at a stop light, and look over, and the person in the car next to you cant stop punching themselves in the face


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post Jul 28 2010, 07:08 AM
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^ fkn lulz biggrin.gif
and i feel that i fit mosttt of these lol, cant say i take out lane markers though tongue.gif but then again, you guys havent seen the roads arround my area LOL


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post Jul 28 2010, 07:12 AM
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wah. big baby^


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