You know you're too low when... |
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Feb 25 2010, 04:35 AM
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Member ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 23 Joined: 15-November 09 Member No.: 108 |
1) Your frame rails scrape on speed bumps
2) You teeter totter on those community speed bumps in neighbourhoods 3) 3 wheel into your driveway 4) You can't go over train tracks 5) You punched an oil pan on a manhole 6) Potholes make you bottom out Continue the list |
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Feb 25 2010, 05:18 AM
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![]() BAKE EM UP!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrators Posts: 3,805 Joined: 12-October 09 From: Santa Barbara, CA Member No.: 2 |
too low? does not compute.
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Feb 25 2010, 06:27 AM
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![]() Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 50 Joined: 23-November 09 From: Quebec Member No.: 121 |
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Feb 25 2010, 07:52 AM
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![]() Brodudes Manstuff ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 151 Joined: 8-December 09 From: Canadia Member No.: 151 |
all of this applys to me. i thought it ment i was in awesome town.
-------------------- QUOTE (steve thompson @ ozdesigns.ca) add boost +kick clutch +find rev limiter -handbag and makeup =finding out RBs are fun to drive and sound unreal. |
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Feb 25 2010, 06:31 PM
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Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 49 Joined: 12-January 10 Member No.: 253 |
you hit road markers when changing lanes.
you have to drive off centre on any road to prevent scraping. you break CV joints due to the retarded angle they are pointing. -------------------- I love mk1's
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Feb 25 2010, 07:39 PM
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![]() SlamBurglar ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Root Admin Posts: 2,359 Joined: 11-October 09 From: Santa Barbara Member No.: 1 |
You know you're too low when your brain explodes. Until then, there is no such thing as too low.
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Feb 25 2010, 09:23 PM
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Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 49 Joined: 12-January 10 Member No.: 253 |
You know you're too low when your brain explodes. Until then, there is no such thing as too low. quoted for truth, i thought it was a 'you know you're low when' thread lol. Should really read stuff slower. -------------------- I love mk1's
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Feb 26 2010, 02:45 AM
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![]() Mini Trucks Plz ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Validating Posts: 394 Joined: 7-November 09 From: Santa Barbara CA Member No.: 95 |
-you always get somebody else to drive.
-an added ~200lbs. makes your car un-drivable.. -------------------- ![]() |
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Feb 26 2010, 05:41 AM
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Member ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 23 Joined: 15-November 09 Member No.: 108 |
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Apr 25 2010, 10:00 AM
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![]() Member ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 26 Joined: 23-April 10 Member No.: 445 |
when you get blinded by other cars low beams
when you throw sparks changing lanes when you see rocks fly up past your head lights at night cause your lip is catching and throwing them when you drive extra slow by cops hoping they don't give you a to low ticket when you go out of your way to get places cause you know there is a bad dip or bump when you think about rerunning your fuel lines and break lines when you switch your full size spare for a space saver cause you know the full size wont fit. when you grind down the pad on your scissor jack clear the pinch weld so you can jack the car up a enough to get your low pro jack under there when you ditch sway bars cause they are just binding and keeping your car jacked up. when your drop in HIDs dont blind other drives because the headlight height offsets the scatter these are all just personal experiences. |
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Apr 25 2010, 11:59 AM
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Apr 27 2010, 06:55 PM
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![]() ~Style Conscious Life~ ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,838 Joined: 11-February 10 From: San Francisco to Snohomish Member No.: 322 |
When you hear a loud bang under your car, check in your rear view and hope you're not leaving a trail of oil.lol
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Jul 27 2010, 02:51 PM
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![]() Member ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 17 Joined: 23-July 10 From: Seattle Member No.: 563 |
-------------------- I <3 small cars and big boobies.
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Jul 27 2010, 03:25 PM
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![]() HUNGY HUNGY HIPPO ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 870 Joined: 29-April 10 From: Japan Member No.: 463 |
Courtesy flushin', slow speed bump fuckin'
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Jul 27 2010, 05:21 PM
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![]() MOTORSPORTS ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrators Posts: 4,963 Joined: 19-November 09 From: sacramento, ca Member No.: 118 |
when pancaked squirrels get dragged under your car until you take out a lane dot
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Jul 27 2010, 06:09 PM
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Member ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 15 Joined: 12-May 10 Member No.: 477 |
you have dead animal and furr stuck to your tranny bracket
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Jul 28 2010, 06:07 AM
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![]() SlamBurglar ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Root Admin Posts: 2,359 Joined: 11-October 09 From: Santa Barbara Member No.: 1 |
when you scrape through your floor boards and your pee pee drags on the ground.
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Jul 28 2010, 06:47 AM
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![]() Diarrhea King ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrators Posts: 5,834 Joined: 14-October 09 Member No.: 8 |
you know your almost low enough when your at a stop light, and look over, and the person in the car next to you cant stop punching themselves in the face
-------------------- there will always be somebody with a cooler car than you...just dont park next to that person
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Jul 28 2010, 07:08 AM
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![]() lower, louder, wider. ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 336 Joined: 31-December 09 From: Glossodia NSW Austraila, reppin it lowww.... Member No.: 226 |
^ fkn lulz
and i feel that i fit mosttt of these lol, cant say i take out lane markers though -------------------- |
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Jul 28 2010, 07:12 AM
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![]() Diarrhea King ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrators Posts: 5,834 Joined: 14-October 09 Member No.: 8 |
wah. big baby^
-------------------- there will always be somebody with a cooler car than you...just dont park next to that person
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