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Stiky
post Feb 25 2010, 04:35 AM
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1) Your frame rails scrape on speed bumps
2) You teeter totter on those community speed bumps in neighbourhoods
3) 3 wheel into your driveway
4) You can't go over train tracks
5) You punched an oil pan on a manhole
6) Potholes make you bottom out

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post Jul 27 2010, 05:21 PM
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- Stiky   You know you're too low when...   Feb 25 2010, 04:35 AM
- - durty harry   too low? does not compute.   Feb 25 2010, 05:18 AM
|- - SkinnyRoadster   QUOTE (durty harry @ Feb 25 2010, 06:18 A...   Apr 25 2010, 11:59 AM
|- - madeinchinamyass   QUOTE (SkinnyRoadster @ Apr 25 2010, 12:5...   Jul 27 2010, 02:51 PM
- - Baube   rule #12a and 12b http://slamburglars.blogspot.co...   Feb 25 2010, 06:27 AM
- - gengbang   all of this applys to me. i thought it ment i was ...   Feb 25 2010, 07:52 AM
- - olipirate   you hit road markers when changing lanes. you have...   Feb 25 2010, 06:31 PM
- - The Professor   You know you're too low when your brain explod...   Feb 25 2010, 07:39 PM
|- - olipirate   QUOTE (The Professor @ Feb 25 2010, 07:39...   Feb 25 2010, 09:23 PM
|- - Smells6276   QUOTE (The Professor @ Feb 25 2010, 12:39...   Apr 25 2011, 12:57 AM
- - kdfwgen   -you always get somebody else to drive. -an added ...   Feb 26 2010, 02:45 AM
- - Stiky   By too low I meant to a normal person's perspe...   Feb 26 2010, 05:41 AM
- - Minty_Fresh   when you get blinded by other cars low beams when...   Apr 25 2010, 10:00 AM
- - Slippery When Wet   When you hear a loud bang under your car, check in...   Apr 27 2010, 06:55 PM
- - Aphrodizeac   Courtesy flushin', slow speed bump fuckin'   Jul 27 2010, 03:25 PM
- - deolio   when pancaked squirrels get dragged under your car...   Jul 27 2010, 05:21 PM
- - s13salimeno   you have dead animal and furr stuck to your tranny...   Jul 27 2010, 06:09 PM
- - The Professor   when you scrape through your floor boards and your...   Jul 28 2010, 06:07 AM
- - mk3f.t.w.   you know your almost low enough when your at a sto...   Jul 28 2010, 06:47 AM
- - drift kid   ^ fkn lulz and i feel that i fit mosttt of thes...   Jul 28 2010, 07:08 AM
- - mk3f.t.w.   wah. big baby^   Jul 28 2010, 07:12 AM
- - drift kid   lol if only you could see..   Jul 28 2010, 07:13 AM
- - Jacob   ...your car is under your wheels.   Aug 1 2010, 01:17 PM
- - Regulatori   -Driving on the freeway at sunset/sunrise so you c...   Aug 1 2010, 08:30 PM
|- - scradley   QUOTE (Regulatori @ Aug 1 2010, 09:30 PM)...   Nov 2 2010, 07:12 PM
- - Stiky   -Knowing that on the three battles they have had, ...   Aug 3 2010, 11:17 AM
|- - durty harry   QUOTE (Stiky @ Aug 3 2010, 04:17 AM) - 3 ...   Aug 7 2010, 04:29 PM
- - MintyFresh..   you can only put so much petrol/gas in your tank a...   Aug 7 2010, 11:07 AM
- - Aphrodizeac   QUOTE (MintyFresh.. @ Aug 7 2010, 04:07 A...   Aug 7 2010, 01:07 PM
- - GOOF   when you go over a speed bump-get stuck and have t...   Oct 26 2010, 01:22 AM
- - pimpinx7   when you hear a loud thud, pay it no mind.. get ho...   Nov 3 2010, 01:27 AM
|- - 3lfk1ng   QUOTE (pimpinx7 @ Nov 2 2010, 05:27 PM) w...   Nov 16 2010, 04:41 AM
- - deerock   when your hoe says no. bam! /thread. i win.   Nov 16 2010, 02:04 AM
|- - PurePontiacKid   QUOTE (deerock @ Nov 15 2010, 06:04 PM) w...   Nov 16 2010, 05:34 AM
|- - deolio   QUOTE (PurePontiacKid @ Nov 15 2010, 09:3...   Nov 16 2010, 08:39 AM
- - Juice   ^^ yes   Nov 16 2010, 07:22 AM
- - 1lowmk1   i tried to avoid a dead squirrel this morning...we...   Nov 16 2010, 05:49 PM
|- - 1lowmk1   gnarly...lol luckily when i hit a bump it went und...   Nov 17 2010, 11:24 AM
- - Captain   one time i picked up some taco bell for dinner(not...   Nov 17 2010, 05:46 AM
- - Steven_Onevia   when you have to raise your car to get a alignment...   Nov 17 2010, 11:34 AM
|- - 1lowmk1   QUOTE (Steven_Onevia @ Nov 17 2010, 07:34...   Nov 17 2010, 02:28 PM
|- - Steven_Onevia   QUOTE (1lowmk1 @ Nov 18 2010, 01:28 AM) i...   Nov 17 2010, 10:18 PM
- - Jakke   When you have to empty your pockets before you get...   Feb 18 2011, 09:31 PM
- - 320icar   when your mechanic flat out refuses to work on you...   Feb 19 2011, 01:40 AM
- - PurePontiacKid   ^why do you have a mechanic. when you can throw s...   Feb 19 2011, 07:29 PM
- - panda   you know your too low when dodging pot holes becom...   Feb 20 2011, 04:58 AM
- - stan   ^ its muscle memory. really funny when you drive n...   Feb 20 2011, 06:10 PM
|- - David48   QUOTE (stan @ Feb 20 2011, 01:10 PM) ^ it...   Feb 21 2011, 02:54 AM
|- - deolio   QUOTE (David48 @ Feb 20 2011, 06:54 PM) H...   Feb 23 2011, 04:40 AM
- - panda   ^^i know haha i catch myself doing it my gfs stock...   Feb 20 2011, 08:05 PM
- - AngelsAndBombs   ...when you clench your butthole at construction z...   Feb 26 2011, 08:12 AM
- - low-slow   ...when it snows and your car dont move... had...   Mar 4 2011, 11:36 PM
- - Tedmund   QUOTE (AngelsAndBombs @ Feb 26 2011, 02:1...   Mar 5 2011, 04:06 AM
- - David48   When this happens   Mar 5 2011, 05:20 PM
|- - durty harry   QUOTE (David48 @ Mar 5 2011, 09:20 AM) Wh...   Mar 5 2011, 06:44 PM
- - David48   Haha that's what I meant. I fixed it though. I...   Mar 5 2011, 06:58 PM
- - AngelsAndBombs   Thats "to low"?   Mar 6 2011, 09:10 PM
|- - David48   QUOTE (AngelsAndBombs @ Mar 6 2011, 04:10...   Mar 7 2011, 02:05 AM
- - steinkrunk   I guess it's a "you're too low" ...   Mar 6 2011, 09:29 PM
- - steinkrunk   ^^ that's def low enough bro. Your stance is ...   Mar 7 2011, 02:17 AM
- - David48   Haha thanks dude! I just drove an event this l...   Mar 7 2011, 02:45 AM
- - Louis   ...when you know what the pucker effect is. .... o...   Mar 28 2011, 02:24 PM
- - nateee   Haha omg the last one! Yess   Mar 28 2011, 05:11 PM
- - future_gohan   QUOTE (David48 @ Mar 7 2011, 02:45 AM) Ha...   Mar 29 2011, 12:38 AM
|- - David48   QUOTE (future_gohan @ Mar 28 2011, 08:38 ...   Mar 29 2011, 01:03 AM
|- - future_gohan   QUOTE (David48 @ Mar 29 2011, 01:03 AM) I...   Mar 29 2011, 04:18 AM
- - jaredanding   Do you dudes let people ride in your car? An extra...   Mar 29 2011, 12:58 AM
|- - Nachtmensch   QUOTE (jaredanding @ Mar 28 2011, 07:58 P...   Mar 29 2011, 01:01 AM
- - Ivan the Terrible   we all pile up in my car, i dont care of i scrape ...   Mar 29 2011, 02:26 AM
|- - steinkrunk   QUOTE (Ivan the Terrible @ Mar 28 2011, 10...   Mar 29 2011, 02:29 AM
- - nateee   You know your too low when your cd's are getti...   Apr 22 2011, 05:45 PM
- - BJManies   "You know you're too low when.." .....   Apr 22 2011, 06:46 PM
- - steinkrunk   when you're driving down the street and all of...   Apr 22 2011, 07:36 PM
- - Steven_Onevia   you know your too low when you cant get the car ou...   Apr 22 2011, 07:53 PM
|- - satay   QUOTE (Steven_Onevia @ Apr 22 2011, 12:53...   Apr 23 2011, 12:42 AM
- - krammitthefrog   did that break off the diff housing? i wouldnt be ...   Apr 23 2011, 03:33 AM
|- - satay   QUOTE (krammitthefrog @ Apr 22 2011, 08:3...   Apr 23 2011, 09:11 PM
- - Aphrodizeac   QUOTE (BJManies @ Apr 22 2011, 11:46 AM) ...   Apr 23 2011, 04:48 PM
- - krammitthefrog   its cast, but yeah. i'd call it junk though, ...   Apr 23 2011, 09:14 PM
|- - krammitthefrog   double post   Apr 23 2011, 09:14 PM
|- - satay   QUOTE (krammitthefrog @ Apr 23 2011, 02:1...   Apr 27 2011, 01:51 AM
- - Aphrodizeac   You go through the exit side instead of the enter ...   Apr 24 2011, 12:33 AM
- - AngelsAndBombs   Bahahaha, +1 on that one. ^ ^ ^ Had to do that goi...   Apr 24 2011, 06:37 PM
- - steinkrunk   I have no idea what you guys are talking about. M...   Apr 24 2011, 07:08 PM
|- - powder   QUOTE (steinkrunk @ Apr 24 2011, 12:08 PM...   Apr 26 2011, 05:52 AM
|- - Aphrodizeac   QUOTE (steinkrunk @ Apr 24 2011, 12:08 PM...   Apr 26 2011, 10:22 PM
- - steinkrunk   Ohhh, makes sense now. You know your too low whe...   Apr 27 2011, 12:46 AM
- - Aphrodizeac   Did you not see it? How'd you even dip into on...   Apr 27 2011, 03:09 PM
|- - satay   QUOTE (Aphrodizeac @ Apr 27 2011, 08:09 A...   Apr 28 2011, 04:51 AM
- - jaredanding   I busted my oil pan/ pick up screen on a road refl...   Apr 27 2011, 07:06 PM
- - AngelsAndBombs   When your getting ready to go over a speed bump an...   Apr 28 2011, 03:22 AM
- - Tom.   Sigh. You know you're too low when your rear u...   Jul 6 2011, 10:26 PM
- - zacharama92   When you have to pull the other car out of the gar...   Jul 7 2011, 04:54 AM
- - Zach   QUOTE (Tom. @ Jul 6 2011, 03:26 PM) Sigh....   Jul 7 2011, 05:58 AM
|- - Tom.   QUOTE (Zach @ Jul 7 2011, 06:58 AM) Sound...   Jul 8 2011, 03:34 AM
- - dontxploitme   you have to take freeway entrances or exits slow a...   Jul 7 2011, 07:34 AM
- - Russianmk3   ^?? when you go to unbolt your steering rack and...   Jul 7 2011, 04:56 PM
- - zacharama92   When your girlfriend crys more for your car when y...   Jul 18 2011, 01:51 PM
- - AngelsAndBombs   +1 on that one ^ ^ ^ I just tell her to stfu and s...   Jul 19 2011, 07:34 AM
- - zacharama92   Lol yeah I just laugh Even though the other day my...   Jul 19 2011, 01:16 PM
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