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Steven_Onevia
jzz30 soarer-
5ft 8
180lbs
sturdy girl who has a hard time dealing with her weight problem
Not very quick witted or agile, but soft to the touch and huggable
Would rate around a 4/10
Steven_Onevia
silvia-
5ft 4
135lbs
sexy from far but far from sexy, gets annoying at times but dont let her know that cause she has a mean temper and will try and kill you. any other car you would get rid but when you see how dirty she gets in the rain you forgive her. looks like a suicide girl so only a few people can she her true beauty
Steven_Onevia
holden vt commodore
5ft 8
180lbs
A little overweight, but hides it well.might not be the strongest girl around but she loves to take it from all directions and still keep holding on. she is a cheap drunk
David48
My S13-
  • anorexic
  • I turned her into a nasty whore
  • likes it sideways wink.gif
loki





Master_Spazez
CRX
5' even
100lbs
Gorgeous but a complete pain in the ass at times, never let me down and will always get me where I need. However she has proven herself to be temperamental at times, but never too much to handle.


If I found a woman like my car I would marry her immediately without a second thought.
pimpinx7
mustang ( that i sorta bought)
5'8, 185lbs
a little rough around the edges, but has a big heart and an even bigger a$$! tongue.gif
Louis
BUS:
fat chick
crusty and dirty
slow
attention whore
takes it easy....
Louis
Jeep Comanche:

Not pretty
Lumbering
stable and consistent
my bottom bitch
Louis
Rail buggy:

spinner
crazy as hell
likes it rough
total WHOO-ERR
Galen
Slut that likes to get down.
Slow but fun wink.gif
you can beat on her and she asks for more.





Im going to jail. kayyyyyyyyyy!

Beer is cool.

EDIT: NA Miata
deolio
well seal (q45) is a famous african recording artis with a fucked up face and is a baller that fucks movie stars. he's trying to break the mold these days though.

penelope aka silver pelican (nb) is a beat up bitch from NYC that came to california to get rich as an actress, but ended up to having to resort to porn to pay her bills. she has finally gotten a real break on a pilot tv show, but it might end sooner than she expected.
Louis
I like this thread lol
3lfk1ng
VR6:
Kate used to be a larger chick with a somewhat cute face. She was fun to hang around with as a close friend but I wasn't entirely comfortable introducing her to my other friends whenever we hung out. She weighed far too much and I was truly embarrassed to call her my girl as all my close friends were into these sexy little asian girls. I guess I always had a thing for those sophisticated German girls.

Knowing that she had a nice personality and a really great heart she started to grow on me. I knew she wasn't the prettiest girl around, but she felt just right for me. I bought her some new shoes to show her that I cared for her regardless what my friends thought. I wasn't ready for commitment quite yet but a part of me always wondered what a future with her would be like.

Then things changed for the better. I guess she really ached for me to be inside her and got completely jealous of the other girls I was looking at all the time. She decided to go on a crash diet in order to impress me and lost a ton of weight almost overnight. Now she is this sexy German girl who loves to be driven absolutely wild. She always communicates to me what she wants and enjoys being pushed to her limits. She seems completely different now all loud and feisty, I can't complain.

Sometimes she craves having two people inside her at once, I'm not quite sure how I feel about it but I do it occasionally to keep her happy just as long as she knows I am the only one for her.

To this day she still loves to be tossed around. Kate has never let me down and has always remained faithful. Sometime I wonder if it's just a dream, she really is the perfect girl for me. I've completely fallen for her and I am really looking forward to a future with her.

I think I am going to buy her another pair of shoes, she liked that a lot last time.
Casekiid
My scooter :
Likes getting whipped and being barred when it behaves badly. Her boobs *wheels* arent the biggest out there but they are cheerful and perky. If you dont treat her right she'll purposefully make you fall and she doesn't mind getting thrown around.
Steven_Onevia
QUOTE (3lfk1ng @ Apr 19 2012, 05:04 PM) *
VR6:
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best reply ever
e30_vert
E30;

5'8"
160lbs
38DD, FAT AZZ
Black chick freaky as hell, totally reliable will never let you down. Loves to do the kinky shit. But she's needy and expensive. We fight alot, And she has a bit of a personality disorder.

S14;

5'1"
130lbs
34A, works out.
Ginger, feisty, loves to get beaten like the stepchild it is. DUMB as a fucking post. But she loves me, So I love her back... with abuse and torture.
Zach
LS : big black bitch with a deep voice. Kind of scary.

SC: the slightly retarted overweight girl that has a hot cousin (supra)
zephyr
86
5'4" b cup, nice ass with some good down on the slam.
i stripped her down, ripped all of the things i had no use for out of her identity. Gave her my big power and now as she sluts around the streets. she is mine and everyone else around the world wants a piece of her. Temper mental as shit unless you have her in a hair grabbing hold on for dear life from behind. My favorite position.......... happy.gif
xjrider95
AE71-

Prefers reverse entries.
Louis
biggrin.gif they all do deep down inside......

EDIT: damn first new page post.... lookin like a fool talkin to no one.....
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