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Drink ddrunk thread (NSFW), Fuuuuuuuchsk |
 Nov 16 2012, 05:21 AM
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 MOTORSPORTS  Group: Administrators Posts: 4,963 Joined: 19-November 09 From: sacramento, ca Member No.: 118  |
QUOTE (stan @ Nov 15 2012, 12:38 PM)  calling all s.b. beer geeks, pliney the elder & blind pig from russian river brewery are at whole foods on hitchcock right now. 1 bottle per person. this is a rare beer to find in socal. so get it while you can. i'll be there right after work to grab a bottle of each. it WILL be gone by tomorrow. so race over there! hey, i'm drunk. shut up stan --------------------  |
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Nov 16 2012, 04:33 PM
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#382
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 Team Burl Group: Members Posts: 1,802 Joined: 17-October 09 From: S.B. Member No.: 49 |
i would of been drunk if i could of gotten a hold of those RR beers, 8% alc goodness.
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Dec 20 2012, 10:11 PM
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MOTORSPORTS Group: Administrators Posts: 4,963 Joined: 19-November 09 From: sacramento, ca Member No.: 118 |
last night was fucking retarded. my gf and i went to her cousin's house and he was making me keep up with him the entire night. he's a cop btw. we played with his guns a little bit. sat outside for a while and smoked a couple cigars. played darts and put numerous holes in the walls of his house that he's trying to sell lol. then he started wrestling me. one of the times he attacked me i fell with my knee on his stomach and knocked the wind out of him. then he started puking and chasing with with soco/water so of corse i had to drink a glass too. then i don't remember anything. this morning my gf woke me up and told me that apparently i got up in the middle of the night, walked around the bed and started pissing on the floor and on her phone. i don't remember at all. fucking retarded.
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Dec 20 2012, 10:55 PM
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 Advanced Member Group: Sponsors Posts: 2,044 Joined: 26-February 11 Member No.: 844 |
I woke up reading this and lol'ing to myself, and because she's still using the phone.
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Dec 21 2012, 12:12 AM
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Team Burl Group: Members Posts: 1,802 Joined: 17-October 09 From: S.B. Member No.: 49 |
^ thas classic!
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Dec 25 2012, 05:10 AM
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#386
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 692 Joined: 1-July 10 From: Northern Indiana Member No.: 535 |
QUOTE (AngelsAndBombs @ Dec 20 2012, 11:55 PM) I woke up reading this and lol'ing to myself, and because she's still using the phone. Toilets. There's an app for that. That awkward moment when your mom tells you she can "see through your drink" and that college might be "stimulating a drinking problem". I think what she means is: "You're winning at life and I'm fucking jealous" Besides, the world is so much better with whiskey colored glasses. --------------------  |
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Dec 27 2012, 11:15 AM
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welcome from pl Group: Members Posts: 54 Joined: 12-June 11 From: Vancouver Canada Member No.: 1,011 |
lmao max you're fucking crazy
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Dec 30 2012, 11:19 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Sponsors Posts: 2,044 Joined: 26-February 11 Member No.: 844 |
Im drunk. By myself. Drinking tequila. With coke.
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Feb 17 2013, 11:34 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Sponsors Posts: 2,044 Joined: 26-February 11 Member No.: 844 |
Whats better than being drunk at 3pm?
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Mar 17 2013, 06:56 AM
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 just do wut it is Group: Members Posts: 429 Joined: 7-September 11 From: winters CA Member No.: 1,137 |
just drinkin in a hotel with 3 dudes
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Mar 17 2013, 06:57 AM
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MOTORSPORTS Group: Administrators Posts: 4,963 Joined: 19-November 09 From: sacramento, ca Member No.: 118 |
super buck. pre gaming befor SuperAm finals lol
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Mar 30 2013, 11:52 PM
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 Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 129 Joined: 10-August 12 Member No.: 1,359 |
sittin here drinkin listen to hank the 3rd rebel within album. got pics of the new 59 apache fleetside shop truck soon. time for another beer
-------------------- One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass." |
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Apr 17 2013, 02:35 AM
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MOTORSPORTS Group: Administrators Posts: 4,963 Joined: 19-November 09 From: sacramento, ca Member No.: 118 |
monday parties are always the worst idea lol. drank for 12 hours straight which apparently turns angel into a luchador.
face of a rapist 
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Apr 17 2013, 06:30 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Sponsors Posts: 2,044 Joined: 26-February 11 Member No.: 844 |
God dammit.
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Apr 19 2013, 12:32 AM
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 エンマ•ストーン Group: Members Posts: 287 Joined: 25-March 13 From: Sacramento, California Member No.: 1,435 |
QUOTE (deolio @ Apr 16 2013, 07:35 PM) make a gif! make a gif!  --------------------  |
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Apr 19 2013, 09:08 AM
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 SlamBurglar Group: Root Admin Posts: 2,359 Joined: 11-October 09 From: Santa Barbara Member No.: 1 |
Pro tip: Drinking a full bottle of fireball gives you burning poops before you even feel drunk.
In other news, Someone help me grow my mustache back. Shaving was the worst mistake of my life. Hopefully I have my dad's "Tom-Selleck-growing-mustache" genes and i'll get it back in a few weeks. I don't like looking like a 12yr old, tired ass, desert person's, crack baby. --------------------   |
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Apr 20 2013, 06:11 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Sponsors Posts: 2,044 Joined: 26-February 11 Member No.: 844 |
Oh hey, The Proff is still alive...
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Apr 21 2013, 12:24 AM
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SlamBurglar Group: Root Admin Posts: 2,359 Joined: 11-October 09 From: Santa Barbara Member No.: 1 |
Nah, he dead.
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Apr 25 2013, 06:50 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Sponsors Posts: 2,044 Joined: 26-February 11 Member No.: 844 |
Ain't drunk enougggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Apr 26 2013, 11:58 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Sponsors Posts: 2,044 Joined: 26-February 11 Member No.: 844 |
Corbin got bBaked's ballsack to his face last night. L-O-LLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
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